Se vc gostou de Borat e Bruno, não perca O Ditador (The Dictator)!
Filme hilário! Morri de rir. Maneira absurdamente lúcida de mostrar a realidade - a crise do norte da Africa; a luta pela democracia ou por impedi-la; os sistemas ditatoriais pelo mundo, explicitos e nem tanto; as disputas de poder; as disputas do petroleo; os perrengues entre americanos e arabes, e entre arabes e judeus; a exploracao e /ou dominacao do povo, em sistemas democraticos ou nao; o ativismo, as vezes caricato. Sempre usando um humor critico, irreverente, escrachadissimo e ultra politicamente incorreto. Controverso? Com certeza! Real? Com certeza!!!!
E devo concordar, "I want a home at Como Lake, close to George Clooney". What else?
Algumas pérolas do general Aladeen de Wadiyan:
“I love American films, particularly their fantasy films like Schindler’s List, Me and Ahmadinejad studied it at the same Holocaust denial institute and the head of it is Mel Gibson.”
“I’m also a fan of Sherlock Holmes, there’s always a great twist at the end when they solve the case. I never see that coming, but my favorite film ever is from 1963 and features in Dallas.”
“There are differences between the Wadiyan film industry and Hollywood, People say that I’m extravagant for using 20 trillion bottles of Fiji water everyday to make a snow to throw my Skittles out in the desert, but am I the person who greenlit John Carter?”
“Believe me, there are bigger bombs than John Carter, Believe me, when it comes to making films, I’m a purist. I demand the highest standards. I don’t rely on the dodgy CGI. If I need 10,000 villages to be driven off a cliff, I make it happen.”
“Well, listen, it has been a tough year and I have lost a lot of good friends, Qadhafi, I miss you. Also, Kim-Jo, Kim Jong-Il, and of course, Chávez died last month. Ooops! You did not hear that from me. OK, Chávez is fine, it’s just a coincidence that you haven’t heard about him for two months. Ahmadinejad is still around, but he’s an embarrassment. He looks like a snitch on Miami Vice. Why does he not wear a tie? Does he think every day in Iran is casual Friday? WTF?! What the fuck?!”
“What’s the point? North Korea has done it literally. Now, Kim Jong-Il is doing his own version of The Biggest Loser. Seven million people are now competing to see who can lose the most weight.”
“It’s nice to be Mel Gibson, in fact, in Wadiya, we recently made him our public relations expert. Although he has said some pretty offensive things recently, like saying that he would work with Jews. We have made him the head of our Museum Of Intolerance.”
“I also have lots in common with George Clooney, we are both champions of equality. You know, in my country, women have the same rights as men, absolutely none. And there’s a shameful statistic that only one in four Wadiyan women can read. I am trying to change that statistic and make that 1 in 100.”
“I would say thank you. Also, could you please give me the names and addresses of the so-called ‘critics’ and their routes to and from work. I’d like to give them a magnetic gift. It attaches to the underneath of a car.”
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